Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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