I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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