mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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