Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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