I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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