ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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