im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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