There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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