I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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