If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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