They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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