love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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