My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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