Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
