It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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