I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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