In the future we'll all be gay
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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