my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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