I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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