You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Sacagawea was the original milf.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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