if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
All the doctor said was why
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
