I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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