in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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