Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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