If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Shame - the story of my life.
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