so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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