i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
