On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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