What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
