yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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