party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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