ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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