Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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