Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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