I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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