How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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