I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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