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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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