YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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