So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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