he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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