I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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