Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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