Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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