he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do vagina's smell?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize