I need help removing her.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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