i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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