We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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