I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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