I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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