matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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