if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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