Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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