my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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